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Morning, beautiful.
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Course, I'll send someone up
as soon as I can, OK? Bye.
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You're very late,
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it's been crazy down here.
We've had a call.
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Sorry.
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Oh, God! Oh.
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Are you all right?
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Are you poorly?
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No, it's just, it's just a bad bra.
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It's the only one I had handy
this morning and it's really terrible,
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it's pinching into my sides
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and the straps
are digging into my shoulders.
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All that and it's not even
giving my breasts proper support!
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It's killing me.
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Oh, Moss.
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Oh, I'm sorry, are you OK?
- What happened?
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Sometimes I forget I'm not
just working with other women.
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No, it's my fault, I really ought
to be able to listen
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to a woman talking about bras without...
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Hello, good morning, here I am.
Here we go.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, the first time
I wasn't expecting you
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to start talking about bras and then,
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the second time,
it just came as a bit of surprise
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to hear myself talking about them.
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It's been a rollercoaster.
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Why don't you just have
a lie down in there?
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Morning.
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Morning.
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God, I feel rough.
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Good stag?
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Yeah, you know, standard stag.
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I may have got a little bit drunk
towards the end there.
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Oh, well what kind of celebration
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would it be if you
didn't pass out at some point?
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Yeah, thank God nobody noticed.
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How do you know I passed out?
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I'm a bit psychic sometimes,
and I bet you came straight from
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the party as well, didn't you?
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Oh, that's easy, I'm wearing
the same clothes.
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Roy, I was trying to remember how
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that song goes, The Locomotion,
do you remember that song?
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- Yeah, course I remember.
- How's it go again?
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You know it, you must know it.
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No, no, no. It's -
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It is a funny song.
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- You all right there?
- Yep,
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it's just a bad bra.
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Right,
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I have got to go,
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heads of department meeting.
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After last week's fiasco,
I need to make a good impression.
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We didn't think you'd believe us.
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If you'd just stopped
to think about it for one second
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you'd have realised that it wasn't true.
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I don't think that's true.
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With all due respect,
John, I am Head of IT.
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And I have it on good authority.
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If you type Google
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into Google,
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you can break the Internet,
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so please...
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... no-one try it,
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even for a joke.
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It's not a laughing matter,
you can break the Internet.
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You don't know what those meetings
are like, they are murder.
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It does you no harm to look a
little foolish from time to time.
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Roy, there's...
something I should let you know.
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What?
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Stephanie called earlier.
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Douglas needs someone
to take a look at his computer.
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No, no, no, no, no,
get Moss to do it.
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Oh, Moss isn't feeling too well
and besides, of the two of you,
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you're the expert.
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The Ordinary Boys,
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where do they get these crazy names?
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Entrare.
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I'm Roy, IT.
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My computer's,
my computer's broken...
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I have to say that's
a really wild look.
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You know, things are moving
just so fast, I can't keep up.
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First, The Ordinary Boys,
and now this.
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Should I check it out?
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Great, yeah.
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Let's get started, shall we?
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What?
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What needs my expertise?
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You did say you were
with IT, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Come on, Mr Renow, while I'm down here.
I may as well get to work.
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OK, I'm gonna move over here.
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Sure.
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I can see where
you've been having problems.
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See, this isn't actually a computer.
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It's a brief case.
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- Excellent.
- I'll have one sent up.
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I admire you, Roy.
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You've got the guts to stand
up in what you believe in.
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OK, see you then.
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Good luck.
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Which means that we now have
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the cleanest toilets of any legal
department in London.
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Thank you.
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Well done, James,
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you managed to speak for eight minutes
without actually saying anything.
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I think that...
what.
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What?
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No, nothing.
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Who's next? Right, Jen, OK,
what's going on down in middle earth?
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Thank you, John, and,
prepare to be astonished
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because I have discovered four ways
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to increase our online visibility
without spending a single penny.
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Number one...
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Excuse me, sorry...
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Number one...
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Number one...
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You bloody thing.
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For God's sake!
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Bloody thing,
bloody pain in the arse.
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I'm a woman.
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It's really pinching my sides,
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the straps are digging
into my shoulders.
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Eh, Moss, look, I'm a woman.
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And I love you, Moss, I love you.
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The straps are digging
into my shoulders.
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They're not giving my breasts
proper support,
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proper support, proper support.
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Hang on a second.
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Hang on a second.
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I've done it.
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I've done it.
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- Hello.
- Hello, Jen.
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Who is this?
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That's not important right now.
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Well, it says Moss on my phone.
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Yes, all right, it's me.
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Why are you disguising your voice?
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Because if someone is listening
in on this conversation,
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I don't want them to know
my identity.
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But they know now.
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Yes, thanks.
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So why don't you use
your normal voice, now?
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It's attached to the phone,
I'd have to hang up...
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Look, just listen to me.
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Why don't you just
come in and speak to me?
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You're ruining...
You're ruining everything.
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What do you want, Moss?
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Take your top off, Jen.
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Sorry?
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You heard me, take your top off.
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- What's this all about anyway?
- You'll see.
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Is this another one
of your inventions?
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Maybe.
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What was the last one?
Oh, yeah.
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A ladder to help moths
escape from the bath.
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How's that useful?
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How's that not useful?
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Moths don't get stuck in baths.
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Yes, they do.
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Even if that were true,
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it's just not in their nature
to learn how to use a ladder.
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They have wings.
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When a moth thinks about
travelling vertically upwards,
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a ladder
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is just the last thing
they would think of.
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Moss, I don't like
to be negative about it, but...
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everything you invent is worthless.
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Ah, well, prepare to put mustard
on those words,
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for you will soon be consuming them,
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along with this slice of humble pie
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that comes direct
from the oven of shame
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set at gas mark egg-on-your-face.
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I sort of forget
what I was talking about.
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Ah, here's Jen. Oh, that's it,
it's a bra. I've made a brilliant bra.
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< How are ye?
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Is it, er, comfortable?
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This is possibly the most
comfortable bra I have ever worn.
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Donning clothes over a bad bra
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is like building a house
without laying a foundation.
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It's just a false economy
and an ill-fitting bra
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could well ruin your otherwise
painstakingly-selected ensemble.
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You really know your stuff.
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- Thank you.
- Google?
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Jen, Roy, bad bras are more
than just a nuisance,
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they're a menace.
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Years of wearing a bad bra
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can contribute to upper back
and shoulder pain.
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It can even lead to headaches.
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So what makes this bra different?.
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It can never go bad.
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What do you mean?
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Tiny elements of fissilca rub
together to prevent the fabric
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from resting too long
in any one position.
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It's a living bra.
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The effect would be rather like
having a large pair of man's hands
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holding the breasts in position.
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But the bra will go bad,
all bras go bad.
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Not this one, Jen. But don't take my
word for it, take it out for a spin.
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So what's it called?
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I call it the Abracada-bra!
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You are kidding me.
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- No.
- You're really going on Dragons' Den?
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I've got an interview today
with the producers at the BBC.
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Oh, that is just huge.
You're gonna be on telly.
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But you've got to keep
this under your respective hats
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so if anyone asks for me,
my name is Stephen Jennal.
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Why Stephen Jennal?
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If my calculations are correct,
this could be the only bra
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a woman need ever buy.
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Do you know what Playtexwould do to me
if they knew about the Abracada-bra?
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what would they do?
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They would kill me.
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I don't know
if they'd kill you, Moss.
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Playtex have changed
a lot over the last few years.
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Nonetheless,
I want complete secrecy on this one,
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so if anyone asks for me,
my name is Stephen Fennal.
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I chose Stephen Fennal
because it's easy to remember.
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Right. Except, well, you did
say Stephen Jennal earlier.
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Smoke and mirrors, Roy.
Is it Fennel? Is it Jennal?
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If I don't know, how will they?
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Who am I, Roy?
I'm a ghost. I'm a shadow. I'm gone.
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Hello, Moss speaking.
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Well done, good presentation.
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- Thanks, James.
- Jen, a word.
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Got Helen Bewley coming in tomorrow.
Do you know who she is?
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Of course I do.
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She's just been made
head of BHDR Industries,
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so obviously we need to make friends.
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I know, BHDR Industries,
they're the top makers of that product
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that has something
to do with our company.
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Exactly.
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I want you up front at that meeting.
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We can't have Helen going back
to BHDR saying Renham Industries
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is just a boys' club.
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- How does that sound?
- Sounds great.
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All right, see you tomorrow.
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Stephen Premmal?
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Oh, hello. Yeah, I'm Stephen Premmal.
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I think.
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You're very late. Quick.
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Hello, Stephen Premmel.
I'm afraid I'm very late.
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What exactly, um, is...?
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Gavin Briers here with
developments in North Korea.
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It's five years
since the war in Iraq began.
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The conflict rages on with
no hope of a solution in sight.
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I'm joined by Stephen Premmel,
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a spokesman for
the Ministry of Defence. Mr Premmel?
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Hello.
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Iraq is a gigantic
and bloody mess, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Well, how do you explain it?
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Well, we shouldn't have gone to war.
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You think the original
invasion was a mistake? >
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Oh, yes.
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I'm astonished you
should agree to this so readily
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when your department
must take a lot of the blame.
258
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What? We didn't do anything.
259
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You raised no objection
in the run up to the war.
260
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Yes, I did. I signed a petition.
261
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Sorry?
262
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I'm sorry, I'm confused.
When can I start talking about my bra?
263
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Jen, can you bring me
the prototype when you're ready?
264
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There are a couple
of glitches I need to iron out.
265
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Sure.
Guess who I'm about to meet now.
266
00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,217
Helen Bewley.
267
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Oh, come on. She took
that football team to court
268
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for institutional sexism,
won massive damages,
269
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:47,992
and now she's Head CEO
at BHDR Industries.
270
00:15:48,268 --> 00:15:50,831
It's all right. I kinda switched off
after the word football.
271
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Did you see it? Is he in?
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Is he...?
273
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There I am,
274
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catching up with the news events
of the day,
275
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when who should appear
upon my television screen?
276
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It's only the Ministry of Defence.
277
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The news, Dragons' Den,
you're all over the schedules.
278
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I'm sorry, Moss, are you really sure
you're ready to go on Dragons' Den?
279
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Yes, it's a brilliant product.
280
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Don't get me wrong.
You have got the science down
281
00:16:28,816 --> 00:16:30,963
but it's all the other stuff,
isn't it?
282
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- What other stuff?
- OK, well...
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OK, well, let's say this staple
is science,
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you're good at this.
285
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What you're not so good at
286
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is everything else in the world.
287
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That's where I come in.
288
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I can help you
with all this other stuff,
289
00:16:49,936 --> 00:16:53,274
you know, give you some
tips on business and presentation,
290
00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:56,580
leaving you free
to concentrate on this.
291
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- What's in it for you?
- A cut.
292
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All right,
you're in for half a percent.
293
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25%.
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Half a percent.
295
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Deal.
296
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OK, first thing we need to do
297
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is buy the rights
for the word Abracada-bra.
298
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:19,055
Agreed, but before that, we've got
to sort out the overheating problem.
299
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Overheating problem?
300
00:17:20,814 --> 00:17:24,324
Yes, it's got a very,
very, serious overheating problem.
301
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I'll have it sorted by next week.
Just need to get it back off Jen.
302
00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:32,395
Which has lead to significant gains
303
00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:36,912
in this area
and an overall yield of 22%.
304
00:17:37,614 --> 00:17:39,661
Thank you very much. Jen, is it?
305
00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:41,618
Yes, Miss Bewley.
306
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Please, Helen.
307
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,990
As the only 2 women in the room, we can
dispense with formalities, don't you?
308
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,673
Renham Industries has come a
long way in the past few years
309
00:17:53,837 --> 00:17:56,220
if a young woman like this
can blossom within its walls.
310
00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:59,351
I remember when the atmosphere here
here was a lot less conducive
311
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to what I can remember
one executive calling "working skirt".
312
00:18:03,719 --> 00:18:07,386
Yes. Well, I think we're all a little
older and a little wiser now, Helen.
313
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One would hope so.
314
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Are you OK, Jen?
315
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My tits.
316
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Oh, my tits are hot.
317
00:18:22,329 --> 00:18:23,648
They're really, really hot.
318
00:18:25,239 --> 00:18:26,729
Oh, my tits are on fire.
319
00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:28,559
Yep, my tits are on fire.
320
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,076
They are on fire.
My tits are on fire!
321
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:34,818
Oh, yeah! All right!
322
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- 40%.
- 20%.
323
00:18:38,356 --> 00:18:39,803
40. 40?!
324
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:45,619
You owe me. Helen Bewley
has gone away thinking I was a stripper
325
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,971
hired as a prank.
326
00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:50,588
But 40%, Jen, be reasonable.
327
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,643
I have two black rings around here.
328
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,239
I could sue you and get everything.
329
00:18:56,622 --> 00:18:58,539
- All right, all right.
- Good, thank you.
330
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,975
Now, I can concentrate
on your presentation.
331
00:19:02,062 --> 00:19:04,168
- I'm doing presentation.
- Where did you get pizza?
332
00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:06,818
Some idiot left it in the toilet.
333
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:11,654
I am doing presentation.
334
00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:15,544
No, hold on. Moss is my best friend,
and I'm damned if I'm...
335
00:19:15,693 --> 00:19:17,312
- Do something else.
- Like what?
336
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,695
I don't know. Fitness.
337
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:21,248
Fitness?!
338
00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:24,943
People do need to be fit
to go on Dragons' Den.
340
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:19,275
Come on, Moss,
you're keeping the dragons waiting.
341
00:20:20,488 --> 00:20:22,126
Hey, Jen, Roy.
342
00:20:22,317 --> 00:20:23,563
You look amazing.
343
00:20:23,797 --> 00:20:24,861
Thank you.
344
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,967
And you sorted out the
overheating problem?
345
00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:30,170
I'm completely sure that
I've absolutely sorted out
346
00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:32,021
the overheating problem, yes.
347
00:20:32,616 --> 00:20:34,371
Unless I've made it even worse.
348
00:20:35,498 --> 00:20:37,052
How do you feel? Do you feel ready?
349
00:20:37,264 --> 00:20:40,540
My middle name is ready.
No, that doesn't sound right.
350
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,546
I eat ready for breakfast.
351
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:46,900
OK, maybe don't talk too much.
Let the product do the talking.
352
00:20:47,411 --> 00:20:49,666
What do I do
when they want me to do the talking?
353
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,015
- You're scaring him.
- Don't be scared, Moss.
354
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:54,334
This is one of the biggest
moments of your life.
355
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:57,287
You cannot get
nervous now because if you do, Moss,
356
00:20:57,415 --> 00:20:59,053
it'll be a disaster, a disaster!
357
00:20:59,711 --> 00:21:00,860
Shut up!
358
00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:03,520
I don't want to do it.
I feel trapped, like a moth in a bath.
359
00:21:06,742 --> 00:21:08,955
Moss, we're already late.
360
00:21:11,934 --> 00:21:13,864
Will you come on with me?
361
00:21:15,098 --> 00:21:16,836
- What?
- Please.
362
00:21:18,134 --> 00:21:20,304
Oh, actually,
maybe it's just the thing.
363
00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:24,490
If Helen Bewley sees it, she'll realise
I'm a proper professional,
364
00:21:24,843 --> 00:21:27,361
and not a member
of the sex industry. You sure?
365
00:21:28,212 --> 00:21:29,999
I'm positive.
You can do presentation.
366
00:21:30,829 --> 00:21:32,260
And I'll do fitness.
367
00:21:33,686 --> 00:21:38,674
'Jen, Roy and Morris are IT
professionals with Renham Industries.
368
00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:40,473
'They walk up the stairs
369
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,005
and across the room.
370
00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:44,519
'They nod at the dragons.
371
00:21:45,243 --> 00:21:48,016
'One of them, Morris,
puts a case on a chair.
372
00:21:49,352 --> 00:21:52,717
'The dragons are beside
piles of money, with pens.'
373
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,579
Women in the workplace...
374
00:22:00,196 --> 00:22:01,293
Take your time.
375
00:22:04,634 --> 00:22:09,498
Women working
in a workplace environment...
376
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:14,497
work in workplaces...
377
00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:19,212
where they work...
378
00:22:19,779 --> 00:22:21,852
and as a woman,
379
00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:24,687
and as a woman, as a worker,
380
00:22:25,203 --> 00:22:26,799
as a woman worker who...
381
00:22:27,841 --> 00:22:29,203
works in the workplace...
382
00:22:33,309 --> 00:22:34,756
Sorry, bit of asthma.
383
00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:14,384
We are looking for £400,000 for 2%.
We'd welcome your questions.
384
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,173
Wow, this music sounds like
it comes from space.
385
00:23:30,646 --> 00:23:32,299
- Yeah, mate.
- It does.
386
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,278
Ordinary boys they ain't.
387
00:23:38,641 --> 00:23:40,854
I'm having a good time. Yeah.
388
00:23:42,237 --> 00:23:44,152
This is good, good shit.
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